Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
