Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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