Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
50% drunk capacity currently
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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