chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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