Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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