ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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