Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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