Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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