I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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