Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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