yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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