we're blogging at a bar
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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