dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I've blown a few things in my day
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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