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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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