Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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