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We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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