just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
