Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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