I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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