And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
