To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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