Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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