You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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