she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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