she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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