Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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