Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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