So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
