i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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