Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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