talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I am mentally ready for anal.
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