There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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