So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She bit a glass in half.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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