She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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