Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
4 words: hood of his car
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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