hell yes lets make some ravioli
it hurts more in the daytime
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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