Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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