1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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