I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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