I wannas sexs uuuuu
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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