the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You did what with his pubic hair?
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