Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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