it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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