well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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