yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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