I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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