Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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