Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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