bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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