is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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