what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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