So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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