Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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