Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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